“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”

“My brain was out of tune. My whole brain was out of tune I don’t know how to tune a brain, do you? So, I took it into a brain-shop. I took it into a brain-shop and they took one look at it and said: “Well… we are gonna have to rebuild the whole brain” I said: “Well… do what you gotta do”. When I got my brain back it didn’t work right. When I got my brain back it didn’t work right. I haven’t had a good idea since I got it fixed.”